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Stupid things that Greg Heffley did
Chased the kindergarteners with worms DOAWK
Threw prop apples during the school play.DOAWK
Hoarded unauthorized Mom BucksRR
Dreaded getting mauled by a fictional muddy handDD
Tried to cash in on Rowley's broken hand by saying he broke itDOAWK
Faked having an injury to score chicksDOAWK
Set up a faux Halloween house and got Rowley in trouble for it. DOAWK
Didg a lazy job mowing Mrs. Canfield's lawnDD
Wasted money on novelty toysTLS
Racked up an expensive smoothie charge on Mr. Jefferson's country club billDD
Simped for a lifeguard that did not display any signs of affection or appreciation back to him.DD
Attempted to set up an amateurish holiday bazaar CF
Went to his grandmother's bingo game to evade discussion about his midterm report cardsTLS
Lied to his dad about having a job at the country clubDD
Attempted to do his homework and watch television at the same timeTLS
Relied on his Magic 8 Ball for helpHL
Hastily reviewed ice cream so he could make it big as an influencerHM
Used his mom's phone while trespassing on private property, which caused it to get short circuited by a gardening hose.HM
Joined the school band so he can go to a Halloween partyDD2
Wore his dad's leather jacket to school in hopes of scoring chicksTTW
Wore his Bodie Blankie to schoolHL
Hid in the janitor's closet at church because he though his surprise birthday party will be held at the pie eating contest.PP
Snapped at an ice cream truck driver for taking away his birthday guests.PP
Held off his international showcase project until the last minuteTM
Got lost in a baseball stadium so he could win the "Are you a fan of the game" prizeTBS