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Mondegreen / Misheard Stuff
An iceberg covering various mondegreens (misheard lines, quotes, or lyrics) from various forms of media. In need of entries.
Music
TV & Film
Video Games
Other
Tier 1
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
Friday Night Funkin' "lyrics"
"Snoo PINGAS usual, I see!"
"Lady Mondegreen"
"I'm blue, if I was green I would die"
"Bring Sally up, bring Sally down"
"It's Gonna Be May"
The Tricky Mod mondegreens
"Hello, Clarice"
"A potato flew around my room before you came"
"There's a bathroom on the right,"
"So long, gay Bowser!"
"Pootis spencer here"
"Gay Luigi"
"I'm a Bee"
Tier 2
"Motherfucking Gentlemen"
"Change my picture, snap my picture"
"Olive the Other Reindeer"
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
"Kicking your cat all over the place"
"You've been running 'round, running 'round, running 'round, throwing that turtle on my knee"
"Here we are now, in containers"
"Gotta Kit-Kat"
"Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time"
Super Smash Bros. Brawl theme mondegreens
"Tree"
"We'll rub/rob a Mexican monkey"
"I got this soda"
"Party rockers in the house tonight"
"You call me your banana"
"Police I swear to god, not simping for a child"
"THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!"
“My name is Anderdingus”
Tier 3
"Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica?"
"SHIT, ROUGH, AAGH!"
"Tiger RoboCop"
"You've got a breadstick/depression on you"
"I'm living on sexy elephant"
"We didn't start the fire, it was always burning, said the worst attorney"
"D'oh, I missed!"
"Any porn in this store?"
"There's nothing a hundred men on Mars could ever do"
"I just want to die."
"Clothes"
"I will burn my bread"
"Gimme the otter"
"Shall I give you this pear?"
"Let us out/Fearful we won't sing"
"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, ooh, I am four eels"
"Think of Batman pooping snakes."
"I'm a little man, I'm also evil, also into cats!"
"ROCKET LAWNCHAIR"
“My name’s Ryan Buttlord”
Tier 4
Minion swears
"Soap! Soap! Soap!"
"A ghost tried to approach me, he got Larry/married"
"DENNIS"
"CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA"
"Oh, fuck you, Luigi"
"Living with a lover with a red iPhone"
"Cat fucking a handbag"
"SpongeBob"
"I see Santa's dick"
"Uh oh! Who wants to die?"
"Bite my Bum"
"I'm a furry!"
"Oh, I'd love a dick!"
"Eat apple/asshole"
"In an interstellar burst, I'm back to say the N-word"
"I want Pringles!"
"It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
Tier 5
"Might can troll(s) everything"
"Lou Bega"/"Vagabond"
"Gummy bears"
"Ken Lee"
"I'm a pretty lady!"
"Hey!/Yay!"
"All I want is someone's amiibo"
"I have granted kids to hell"
"I've got nipples!"
"Walking by the ribbon, luck is by my side"
"Nut"
"What the fuck?"
Tier 6
"Wow Wow Penis"
"The Ear Of Luigi"
"The jellybean/jellyfish"
"Don't stop shitting Diddy"
"Paul Johnson, didja flunk? Didja sleep? Didja rush?"
"Rainbow Stalin"
"Racist penguin"
"Go to hell!"
"Magnum!"
"Training Room" mishearings
Tier 7
"Winter Tee-Tag"
"El churro"
"Help? Help me!"
"We snagged it"
"Hexagon!"
"Two Two"
Various "lyrics" in Le Knight Club's "Soul Bells"
Tier 8
Mondegreens only you've had
"Word maths word maths word, straddle"
The mondegreen you thought you heard was actually the real thing
"Yume Nikki"
"Mr. Squidward"
Mondegreens from very obscure media
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